for those of you who dont know i have a fond affection for horrible television. i am no stranger to america's top model reruns or whatever dance show is currently filling the 8 oclock spot. i can summarize certain seasons of the real world and casually use bad girls club references in conversations. but unlike most people with my affliction i do not try to hide or glorify it. i know that it is horrible television. i know that it is probably killing my braincells and is definitely not helping my vocabulary. but here i am night after night letting my eyes glass over to the debauchery and drama of would be fashion designers and celebrity addicts. but i sit here proudly.
i however have hit a new low. a low that i am not proud of. a show that i can not add to my list without a twinge of shame. i ladies and gentlemen watch the jersey shore.
now now before you throw things at me or comment mocking my intelligence know that i agree with you. it is detestable. but its a break for the normality that is my life. never before have i encountered people like the ones on this show. there is no poof in wisconsin except the few cases of bump its gone bad. everyone here sports an albino glow instead of that oompha loompa shade of orange. its like a sick fantasy world where i can escape the restraints being literate and just relax to the sounds of dj pauly. truly the show offers a form of entertainment that my life does not. the people i choose to keep company with do not fist pump. we do not use words like "yousguys". and at no time have any of us been looking for a "tan superjuiced guido/guidette" at least to my knowledge.
so here is my confession ladies and gentlemen. thank you for listening.
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